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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:06:35 -0400

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

a girlfriend I love very much (in fact, the first friend I made...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:38:36 -0400

a girlfriend I love very much (in fact, the first friend I made upon moving to Portland) moved back to town this week. she’s back in my building (one floor closer and only one floor away from me this time (!!!)) and this time she is sharing an adorable one bedroom with the love of her life. I visited their apartment for the first time last night. We drank Oregon beers and listened to vintage records and caught up on all that had been missed in the months she’d been away. In spending the evening with them, I was reminded how wonderful it is to see the people you love being loved relentlessly. Sean and Corinna LOVE each other and it is refreshing and beautiful and I am so happy to be able to witness it at such close proximity. I love you, @coribar and I am so happy you are back! (at South Park Blocks)

this.

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:51:19 -0400

this.

basically need to take Color to Disneyland since she’s never been.

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:32:01 -0400

basically need to take Color to Disneyland since she’s never been.

auen: Paul Zizka Photography

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:30:13 -0400

auen:

Paul Zizka Photography

Photo

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:29:53 -0400

Photo

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:07:51 -0400

adventures in juicing

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:20:12 -0400

adventures in juicing

sharslifelist: a dream and a wish for myself

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:50:38 -0400

sharslifelist:

a dream and a wish for myself

a dream and a wish for myself

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:42:27 -0400

a dream and a wish for myself

stumblingtoglory: did-you-kno: Source And Cody Daniel. And...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 13:01:26 -0400

stumblingtoglory:

did-you-kno:

Source

And Cody Daniel.

And Sharlyn Anderson.

I just about had a heart attack. THE CUTEST little boy is staying at my hotel. He is 8 months old,...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 15:29:20 -0500

I just about had a heart attack. THE CUTEST little boy is staying at my hotel. He is 8 months old, his name is Zach, and we are inlove. and apparently his family is moving here and they need a nanny. I basically almost screamed at his mother “PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME I’LL DO IT!”

can’t wait to make something magical out of this beauty...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 12:47:14 -0500

can’t wait to make something magical out of this beauty (at ART131)

I slow danced with a man in a kitchen at 4 o’clock this morning. Eighteen hours later, my...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 00:38:37 -0400

I slow danced with a man in a kitchen at 4 o’clock this morning. Eighteen hours later, my feet have yet to touch the ground.

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Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:38:08 -0500

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Mon, 09 Jan 2012 08:42:40 -0500

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Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:32:00 -0500

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"if your dreams dont scare you, they’re not BIG enough."

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:09:01 -0400

“if your dreams dont scare you, they’re not BIG enough.”

bake a baguette from scratch.

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 08:42:30 -0400

bake a baguette from scratch.

see the ancient Egyptian pyramids.

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 08:41:57 -0400

see the ancient Egyptian pyramids.